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A child ran into an ice-cream hair salon in The Middle East with crying ooze lint his cheeks.

\\"What\\'s wrong,\\" the shopkeeper asked.

\\"The ice lotion I honorable bought from you is melting!\\" the nipper wailed, holding up the documentation.

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Sure enough, the pleasant-tasting nutrition was dripping downfield the cone.

\\"I\\'m sorry,\\" the merchandiser told him.

\\"I impoverishment a new one,\\" the youngster demanded.

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\\"I\\'ll be bullish to bestow it to you, but I put on alert you; it will likewise soften.\\"

\\"But why?\\" the child asked. \\"Is it the heat?\\"

The merchandiser glanced at the thermometer that decorated on the wall. It read 110 degrees.

\\"No, son, it is not the bake.\\"

\\"Then what is it?\\"

\\"Blame America.\\"

\\"America?\\" the adolescent asked.

\\"Yes, particularly President Bush and his supervision. They\\'re amenable.\\"

\\"Why would they label ice pick state change in the sun?\\"

\\"Why would they want us to kill all other?\\"

\\"They want that, too?\\"

\\"Why other would we do it?\\"

\\"Oh,\\" same the adolescent. \\"Is America to curst for anything else?\\"

\\"Oh, yes,\\" aforesaid the market keeper.

\\"Like what?\\"

\\"Everything that goes inappropriate.\\"

\\"Really? I contemplation America was overheads a lot of finances to generate holding enhanced for us and that a lot of America soldiers were on your deathbed to help generate holding bigger for us.\\"

\\"No, no, my son. You essential not comprehend to specified lies. Just liability America.\\"

\\"But why?\\"

\\"Why else? When we deuced America, we don\\'t have to curst ourselves.\\"

\\"Oh,\\" aforementioned the junior man. \\"But do populace truly accept America is accountable for everything that goes wrong?\\"

\\"That depends.\\"

\\"On what?\\" the tiddler needed to cognize.

\\"Repetition. I say it, you say it, we all say it over and over - and pretty presently we all recognize it.\\"

\\"But how do you cognise America is to indict for everything?\\"

\\"Don\\'t let yourself be sidetracked by lackadaisical ideas. All you have to cognise is, damned America.\\"

\\"What roughly the summertime heat?\\"

\\"And who do you believe is liable for the summer heat? America!\\"

\\"Really?\\"

\\"Of track. Didn\\'t you ever hear of world warming?\\"

\\"No, what\\'s that?\\"

\\"It\\'s what happens when America makes thing. It always makes aerosol. The smoke goes up in the sky. The aerosol traps the bake that comes from the sun. The top soil gets electric fire. So your ice substance melts.\\"

\\"Isn\\'t a person else to point the finger at for worldwide warming?\\"

\\"I told you before, don\\'t change material possession. Just darned America, and everybody will hold beside you.\\"

\\"Oh, OK. Then I\\'ll blame America.\\"

Just then the child\\'s ice salve barbarous out of the artefact and plopped onto the horizontal surface.

\\"See what America did to your ice cream? What do you say?\\"

\\"Blame America.\\"

\\"Very dandy. And what do you want for America?\\"

\\"What do you mean?\\"

\\"What we all wish,\\" the shopkeeper said. Then he raised his fist, and shouted, \\"Death to America!\\"

\\"Oh,\\" said the child, who was so panic-struck by the howl he jumped converse.

\\"So say it after me,\\" the commercial driven him. \\"Come on, now. Death to America!\\"

\\"Can I have different ice-cream cone if I say it?\\"

\\"Of course, you can. Just say it.\\"

\\"Death to America!\\"

\\"Excellent!\\" the shopkeeper said, and reached for the containerful.

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